sa-tiva: “I think I’m ok with being woken up to blunts in bed rather than breakfast in bed”
Most of the time I wish my friends brother and I were having a secret affair
dj-bsnow: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
I am half agony, half hope.– Jane Austen (via a-picture-of-myself)
lust-drugs-rock-n-roll: sometimes i really want to get serious about diet and exercise but then i’m just like…. food.