sleeping alone every night for this long should be illegal.
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o
I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.
OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING
aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY
when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]
no you don’t understand i insult them because i love them
when ur eyebrow game is on point ur life game is on point
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you