I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs
…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:
This is important
When you message someone and they don’t respond and you cry forever.
I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.
*something scary in the movie happens*
*grabs ur dickk*
single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn